My 3 Least Favourite Bands

I would gladly list my 3 least favourite bands of all time.
3rd worst - my chemical romance
2nd worst - jonas brothers
WORST - metro station
(bands not spelt with capital letters because they don't diserve them)

3rd worst - my chemical romance makes me sick to my stomach. I cannot even imagine how desperate their label would have been to signed such an UN-talented band. As I am about to say about my other least favourite bands, they just repeat chords over and over and over again with the odd 4 dragged out note solos. This band is only in it for the money and not for the music.........dont get me started on the fans.........

2nd worst - the jonas brothers are corporate scum the onlt reason they are famous is because they were on the family chanel (same with Miley). they are just so bad. I get angry when I see them on TV playing live, they rotate 3 chords between themselves and let the guitarists at the back of the stage who can't do anything better with there lives play the fills (Your not fooling any musician). The jonas brothers have less talent than mcr and deserved to be punched in the face by Kimbo Slice.

WORST! - metro station is the worst band I have ever heard in my life. They are just pathetic, im speachless. Miley Cyrus's brother whatever his name is thought it would be cool to start a band and jack some of his sisters spotlight. The kid dresses like some hardcore kid wearing an "Acacia Strain" shirt as seen below and by the way if "The Acacia Strain" (AWESOME BAND) saw him wearing this shirt they at the very least would have a hit put on him, the kid thinks he's all tough and gets two monroe piercings which look goofy enough on girls. Now, as for the music, they have the worst sound ever; simple chords, bad singing, and no one knows how to play their insrument. They have less talent than mcr and the jonas brothers and Kimbo can have at em too.

My 3 Favourite Bands

If I had to list my 3 favourite bands i would have to say Parkway Drive, The Black Dahlia Murder, and WhiteChapel.

I chose Parkway drive because they are an amazing 5 piece ensamble. there heavy breakdowns and metalcore riffs go great with the singers screams. I have been playing guitar for 4 years and Parkway drive is my favourite music to play. i have been listenning to them for years and that is why they are my favourite band.

My second favourite band would have to be The Black Dahlia Murder because of there pure shredding guitarsist, high screeching singing, and super intense breakdowns. I also chose them because they have one of my favourite guitarists ever in the band (Brian Eschbach).

Finally, my third favourite band would have to be WhiteChapel. I love WhiteChapel because they have some the heaviest riffs i have ever heard. They have the most BROOTAL and bonecrushing breakdowns i have ever heard. and there singer (Phil Bozeman) is a demon incarnate, he has the lowest growls i have ever heard in my life!

Demographic Profile

Name: Troy Smith
Age: 15
Birth: November 10, 1993
Birth Place: Clinton Ontario

Some of my interests include Listenning to music, playing music on my guitar, and watching TV. My favourite Genres of music include deathmetal, deathcore, metalcore, and melo-death. My favourite bands include; Parkway Drive, The Black Dahlia Murder, White Chapel, and Suicide Silence. My favourite Songs to play are "suicide silence - no pity for a coward", "parkway drive - smoke em if you got em", and "the black dahlia murder - warborn".


I would say that I am a pretty average teenager (other than my obsession with metal music). I have played a range of sports so far in my life. I played hockey for 6 years, soccer for 7, golf for 10 and fastball and paintball for 2. I enjoy playing sports in my passtime for fun, but I can also be a fairly competetive person.

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Jonny Davy Blows His Vox

Last Thursday at the John Labatt Center death metal band Job For A Cowboy had a horrible accident, resulting in a missed performance. Front man Jonathan Davy was having a couple drinks before his show opener and was starting to feel a little funny. He was then called to stage and collapsed during the opening song. Ambulances rushed to the JLC and escorted Jonny to hospitol. Job For A Cowboy was then escorted of stage and the back up band iwrestledabearonce then took the stage. A fan of JFAC told us “ yah man, Jonny was starting the gig off with entombment of a machine and he was getting all pumped up and his voice just cracked in the middle of the song and he collapsed, yah so we had to watch a bad oppener, iwrestledabearonce SUCKS!”. A nurse at the hospital said that he had scratched his vocal chords over the years singing with the band and will never be able to sing again unless he requests immediate surgery in attempt to fix them. Later in the evening Davy woke up and had no idea where he was. He was trying to escape the hospital when he was taken down by two of the hospitals security and was later restrained in his room. Nurses then told him he needed to have surgery. We do not know how he reacted, that is all we know right now but we are hoping that Jonny will get the surgery for our sake and the bands.


By: Troy Smith

My 3 Favourite Forms of Media

My three favourite forms of media are; music, movies and television. my favourite of the three would have to be music because i have been playing guitar for five years and it is a part of my everyday life. i listen to music up to 4 hours a day and lve every minute of it. My favourite genres would have to be; dethcore, metalcore, death metal and grindcore/pirate grind. my second favourite form of media would be movies. my favourite kinds of movies are comedy and action. some of my favourite movies are; The Departed, Pineapple express and Crank. Lastly my third favourite form of media would be television. I television is another favourite of mine because i really enjoy watching it. my favourite shows are; family guy, ultimate-fighter and southpark. These are my favourite forms of media.