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Jonny Davy Blows His Vox

Last Thursday at the John Labatt Center death metal band Job For A Cowboy had a horrible accident, resulting in a missed performance. Front man Jonathan Davy was having a couple drinks before his show opener and was starting to feel a little funny. He was then called to stage and collapsed during the opening song. Ambulances rushed to the JLC and escorted Jonny to hospitol. Job For A Cowboy was then escorted of stage and the back up band iwrestledabearonce then took the stage. A fan of JFAC told us “ yah man, Jonny was starting the gig off with entombment of a machine and he was getting all pumped up and his voice just cracked in the middle of the song and he collapsed, yah so we had to watch a bad oppener, iwrestledabearonce SUCKS!”. A nurse at the hospital said that he had scratched his vocal chords over the years singing with the band and will never be able to sing again unless he requests immediate surgery in attempt to fix them. Later in the evening Davy woke up and had no idea where he was. He was trying to escape the hospital when he was taken down by two of the hospitals security and was later restrained in his room. Nurses then told him he needed to have surgery. We do not know how he reacted, that is all we know right now but we are hoping that Jonny will get the surgery for our sake and the bands.


By: Troy Smith